Characters

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Characters

Anka Anka

Actress: Iradescence
Episode: 11, 12, 13, 16
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - I'm just grateful you came along because..

AnnieAnnie

Actress: Jane W.
Episode: 4, 7, 816
Wiki Info: Wiki

Bio: From Sarge, “A quite, stupid bitch.”

Listen - As a baby I was abandon in the forest and ...
Listen - And now I kick men in the balls.
Listen - Looking apathetic makes me sexy...
Listen - I AM SEXY

ArminArmin

Actor: Tom Andre
Episode: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 16
Wiki Info: Wiki

Bio: From Sarge, “Armin. This child is the ultimate culmination of human-sin. He is the most terrifying creature I have ever met. Seriously, this kid is fucked; Something is horrible, horrible wrong with him. How someone could have loved something so twisted, so foul, so utterly fucked-up beyond repair is beyond me. On the plus-side, he is intelligent. But seriously, fuck that kid.”

Listen - Here it is Mr. Whiskers, take us home.
Listen - Why is Erin being useless?
Listen - Had had one fucking job to do!
Listen - Shut the fuck-up and let me do my shit!
Listen - Just leave me your blade so I can commit ritual seppuku.
Listen - One day, I'm going to grow up and tech myself how to make...
Listen - I'll drag you down into my basement and chain you...
Listen - That's kinda hot, Mikasa (force-feeding)
Listen - I used to pray to Gandhi, the God of WAR!
Listen - The only thing that is inevitable is DEATH!
Listen - Mr. Whiskers Freak-Out

BertBert

Actor: The Canadian
Episode: 3
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - My name's Bert.

CarlaCarla Jaeger

Actress: Jane W.
Episode: 1, 2
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - It's because your a lazy little shit. Those who...
Listen - It's like watching a herculean legend!
Listen - Save my spawnlings!

 


DazClumsyfoot Carl

Actor: Tom Andre
Episode: 10, 11
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - Doomed to die alone and miserable
Listen - All I want is to live on a tropical island...
Listen - WHY AM I A VIRGIN?!

ColossalColossal Titan

Actor: KJ @Playlegit
Episode: 1, 4, 5
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - What's good nigazz?
Listen - This looks like a sandbox!

KittsCommander Vermin

Actor: Tom Andre
Episode: 5, 9, 10
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - Why the fuck are you taking off your clothes!?
Listen - Fuck, logic!
Listen - Is what they say true? Are you truly...
Listen - I challenge you to a personal duel to the death...

ConnieConnie

Actor: Hector Gutierrez
Episode: 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12, 13, 16
Wiki Info: Wiki

Bio: From Sarge, “Connie. Angry, mean, pissed-off Chihuahua. Watching him maneuver around corners is like watching a foul, determined little rat through a maze. Seriously, just look at him; The mere sight of him is enough to piss me off.”

Listen - Bitch, don't talk shit about Arts and Crafts! I fucking love coloring!

 


MitabiDogBoy

Actor: Matt Goshert
Episode: 11, 12, 13, 16
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - KAME-HAME-HA!

EldErd

Actor: Greg Benson
Episodes 15, 16
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - What's he talking about?
Listen - I use different techniques: stretching, meditation...
Listen - They're organic!

ErenEren

Actor: Casey May
Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16
Wiki Info: Wiki

Bio: From Sarge, “Erin. A complete and total fuck-up unique in his own personal brand of failure. If his sister wasn’t around to egg him on he’d be useless. As it stands he is a hair above useless.”

Listen - That's gay.
Listen - I'm still not clear on the concept of PoundTown
Listen - I hate you, Hannes!
Listen - Fuck, food! (scene)
Listen - From the moment Armin showed me his Fascist Atlas, I knew...
Listen - You make a lot of references!
Listen - Wow, you really take this seriously! Don't you?
Listen - All I ever wanted was to be the very best...

ErwinErwin

Actor Casey May
Episodes 13, 14, 15, 16
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - By the walls! Compose yourself!
Listen - My eyebrows are impressed.

FranzFranz

Actor: Matt Goshert
Episode: 4, 5
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - Luckily, we're come in time to spread the hippy message...
Listen - Don't call us a couple! We only...

GrishaGrisha

Actor: Tom Andre
Episode: 1, 2, 6
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - That's because I'm a genie!
Listen - I must be off! I have some vague business in...

GuntherGunther

Actor: Daniel Johnson
Episode: 15, 16
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - Man, look at this busted ass castle...
Listen - You said sober, we don't do sober.
Listen - We see death all day, the only way to handle...
Listen - You gotta drink. All day, every day. That's how...
Listen - Motherfucker, the fuck are feelings? You gotta be...

HangeHanji

Actress: Holodeck
Episode: 9, 14, 15
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - Hello, Erin Titan!
Listen - Wait, you guys have snacks?!
Listen - I just cannot wait to probe you!

HannahHannah

Actress: Jane W.
Episode: 4, 5, 6
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - We were supposed to destroy the Titans with the power of our love.
Listen - It's because humanitys' fucked.

HannesHannes

Actor: Jason Johns
Episode: 1, 2, 4, 9, 10, 11
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - Your mom, it wasn't that she was good a sucking dick...
Listen - Holy shit, did you see that? I just..

IanIan

Actor: The Canadian
Episode: 11, 12, 13
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - Can you not see it's message?!
Listen - Rooftop Speech Scene
Listen - I haven't seen someone that lustful since I kicked a Catholic Priest out....

JeanJean

Actor: Jason Johns
Episode: 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 16
Wiki Info: Wiki

Bio: From Sarge, “Jean is a swarmy douche-bag whose very voice exudes a cock-teasery of the highest offense, has an obsession with lubricating his gear probably born out of some situation involving sexual impotence in a nursing home. He also has delusions of running the government but couldn’t run a sweatshop if he had thirty filipinos and a metric fuckton of Adderall.”

Listen - Names Jean, it's french for douche-bag.
Listen - I didn't come her to make enemies, besides..
Listen - That's no way to talk to rich people!
Listen - What is this? A fucking anime?

DariusJudge Darius Zackly

Actor: #24601
Episode: 14
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - Reading Trial Charges against Erin.
Listen - This is far to entertaining.
Listen - Ordinarily, I'd deliberate longer. But...

HistoriaKrista

Actress: Jane W.
Episode: 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 16
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - Wait, I have a spell for this...

LeviLevi

Actor: Tom Andre
Episode: 4, 9, 13, 14, 15, 16
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - I take everything seriously!
Listen - No snacks for Shitty-Glasses.
Listen - Yeager-Bomb!
Listen - Oh look, my name is baby-dick... Let's all forget about the Duke of...
Listen - Buckle-up Buttercup! Cause...
Listen - Do you have any idea what the deadliest creatures known to man are?...
Listen - I'm Capt. Goddamn Levi, I murder Titans and scrub...
Listen - Alright baby-dick, I'm going to go check your work.
Listen - This was a great tea-party, I just insulted all of you...

MacroMacro

Actor: KJ @Playlegit
Episode: 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 11, 12, 13, 16
Wiki Info: Wiki

Bio: From Sarge, “If Jean was bad, well then here’s Macro. The two go hand and hand like sobbing-kids and alcohol-abuse. This particular ass-clown has delusions of being God himself, fancies himself a leader and resolve conflict with cornbread paddy-cake bullshit that makes me pop a rage-boner simply out of spite. Sometimes I beat him, just to listen to him cry. Where’s your God now, you freckled fuck? Where’s your God now?”

Listen - I thought my holy-freckles would save me, God why...
Listen - Boy-howdym Gee-wilkers guys...

MikasaMikasa

Actress: Memos
Episode: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 16
Wiki Info: Wiki

Bio: From Sarge, “Mikasa. A tactical genius unlike any other our Empire has ever seen. In all my years I have dreamt of having a star pupil like her, someone who can lead, obey and destroy with unparalleled superiority. She is truly mankind’s hero, a savior even. But she’s a woman, bad form!

Listen - I literally don't have the time, now use your books...
Listen - No, it's OK. You just pissed yourself.

Mrs AckermanMikasa’s Mother

Actress: Jane W.
Episode: 6
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - What are you doing? No, you can't!

MikeMike

Actor: Hector Gutierrez
Episode: 15
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - *Reviewing Erwin's Plan*

NileNiles Dok

Actor: Jason Johns
Episode: 14
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - Say it again, Kid. Your name?
Listen - You seriously don't know?!
Listen - Your mom was like the Cleopatra of cock-wrangling...
Listen - That woman redefined what it means to be a whore.

OluoOluo

Actor: KJ @Playlegit
Episode: 15, 16
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - Well, I never thought I'd see the day that'd have to babysit...

Pastor NickPastor Nick

Actor: Tom Andre
Episode: 14
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - Praise the Walls!
Listen - Wait, wait one motherfucking second!
Listen - OMG, that was the finest hoe this Empire ever seen!
Listen - Back in my pimping days, before I found the Walls.
Listen - She could suck a dick like it was scripture.
Listen - Laughing
Listen - Chingy Chang Chong in a chocolate factory.
Listen - Hey- Hey- Erin- Erin- Erin, do your sister need any money?

PetraPetra

Actress: Memos
Episode: 9, 15, 16
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - Well, when you consider that we strap ourselves to...

PixisPixis

Actor: Tom Andre
Episode: 5, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - Sorry, Drunk.
Listen - Long story short, you're probably screwed...
Listen - Zackly, he's a weird one that Zackly.
Listen - I'm drunk and therefore I know what I'm doing.
Listen - Pixis trusts those who trust alcohol.
Listen - I don't remember a thing, I was drunk the entire time.

ReinerReiner

Actor: Casey May
Episode: 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 16
Wiki Info: Wiki

Bio: From Sarge, “Reiner. A retarded mongoloid fuck-up of epic proportions. I’m 95% sure he’s actually a cross between a gorilla and pure, consecrated ignorance.“

Listen - You're gonna rock the show tomorrow; PoundTown, brother.
Listen - Hey Slut! I hope you've got a valid locomotive operator's license, cause...
Listen - As someone who appreciates the Alpha lifestyle...
Listen - Wooo! Fucking turbo, bro!

RicoRico

Actress: Memos
Episode: 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14,
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - This is a travesty.
Listen - Wow, would you look at that winner. No really, look...
Listen - The situation does look quite dire.
Listen - For Godsakes, stop reciting poetry!
Listen - I've been a massive bitch!

SargeSarge

Actor: Casey May
Episode: 2, 3, 4,
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - Holy Sweet Mother-of-God! Cadet, whats is your...
Listen - I will, fuck-start your soul!
Listen - I'm gonna shove my boot so far...

SashaSasha

Actress: Holodeck
Episode: 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, 16
Wiki Info: Wiki

Bio: From Sarge, “Sasha, a bumble-fucking potato-loving feral dipshit that cannot follow a single order. Talks to trees. And I have tried multiple times to kill her by leaving her miles away in the woods, the wolves keep dragging her broken and scared body back to camp, almost as if they don’t want her.”

Listen - So guys, this might not be a great time to ask but is...

YmirYmir

Actress: Memos
Episode: 3, 6, 9, 16
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - You don't know what scissoring entails, do you?

Named Titans

BeanBean Titan

Actor: KJ @Playlegit
Episode: 15

Listen - I fucks with that green eggs and ham...

BiteYoDickBite Yo Dick Titan

Episode: 12, 13

Listen - I'm coming for the dick, Jean! I'm coming!
Listen - Fee-fi-fo-fum, Imma beat the ass numb!
Listen - Where that dick at, Jean? I know you're around here somewhere!

SonnySawney Titan

Actor: Tom Andre
Episode: 15

Listen - Oh yeah, this is some bondage sex-slave shit right here!
Listen - Wait til someone tickles ya ass with a feather, shit feels great!

 


Scared TitansScared Titans

Actors: Hector Gutierrez & KJ @Playlegit
Episode: 8

Listen - Episode 8 Dialog

 


RednecksReckneck Titans

Actor/Actress: KJ @Playlegit & Jane W.
Episode: 8

Listen - Episode 8 Dialog

 


On-Screen Extras

Anarchist GirlAnarchist Girl

Actress: Jane W.
Episode: 6

Listen - It's okay Honey, Lenin was still right.

 


DimoAngry Capitalist

Actor: Jason Johns
Episode: 6
Wiki Info: (Dimo Reeves) Wiki

Listen - Quiet you...
Listen - You wanna know what it's like...
Listen - Fuck your class based society!
Listen - Murder Activists for breakfast...
Listen - More money than God!....

 


Dustbroom PreacherDust-broom Preacher

Actor: Derrick White
Episode: 2

Listen - That's right, run ya fucks. You don't...
Listen - Thank you so much for proving me right. This is...

 


Criminal LeaderCriminal Leader

Actor: Tom Andre
Episode: 6

Listen - You're a disgrace to child kidnappers everywhere.
Listen - Surprise abduction!
Listen - There's not a billion of anyone.
Listen - What's the Internet?
Listen - Prepubescent Rambo!

BaltoLord Jabbu Jabbu

Actor: Casey May
Episode: 5
Wiki Info: (Lord Balto) Wiki

Listen - My blood type is Ragu!
Listen - Why go to the city? That's where..
Listen - And if the Titans come, you can just take safety...

MrArlertGranpop

Actor: Tom Andre
Episode: 2
Wiki Info: Wiki

Listen - The King has sent me to die horribly at the hands of Titans.
Listen - But at least I wont have to raise you little shits anymore! Ha...

Pixis GuardPixis’ Guard

Actor: Matt Goshert
Episode: 12, 16

Listen - General, we need to...

 


RastaGuardRasta Guard

Actor Actress: KJ @Playlegit
Episode: 2

Listen - OK, this is some bullshit.

 


ScaryFacedGuardScary-Faced Guard

Actor: #24601
Episode: 11

Listen - You think you know pain? You should see what it's like...
Listen - I'm fucking done man, I'm fucking done. I had too..

ScottishGuardsScottish Guards

Actor: The Canadian
Episode: 2

Listen - What's it like getting your ass beat by someone who knows how to read...
Listen - He probably thinks grammar is some type of cracker.
Listen - Yeah! Assaulting children.
Listen - Where your from, when you sell farm animals, is it...
Listen - Do you name all your sheep or just the ones...

 


Squad LeaderSquad Leader

Actor: Greg Benson
Episode: 12, 13

Listen - That's the kind of forward thinking we like in this...

 


Street PreacherStreet Preacher

Actor: KJ @Playlegit
Episode: 1

Listen - All the Prophets were wrong, you know who was right?!...
Listen - These Fucking Walls!

 


SuitVestSuit Vest

Actor: Tom Andre
Episode: 3, 4, 5

Listen - Burn the disobedient, burn them!
Listen - He's got Yellow-Fever!

 


AscotManThe Ascot Man

Actor: KJ @Playlegit
Episode: 6

Listen - Wooo! Erin you getting your ass whopped...
Listen - WTF?!
Listen - Wooooooo!
Listen - I love beating children and looking good...

TrialBusinessmanTrial Businessman

Actor: Greg Benson
Episode: 14, 15

Listen - Could he be related to Carla Yeager?
Listen - STDs were like Pokemon to her, she had to catch em all!

 


TurboTurbanTurbo Turban

Actor: Casey May
Episode: 16
Wiki Info (Dita Ness): Wiki

Listen - Welcome to the Survey Corps, brothers!
Listen - Hey, brothers!
Listen - You know what will take your mind off of...
Listen - Alright, Turbo-Maniacs! Onto the..

 


WorldJumpingAbductorWorld-Jumping Abductor

Actor: Matt Goshert
Episode: 6

Listen - I've been thinking this place needs a name and it...
Listen - Unnecessary murder is fun!
Listen - Dude, have you seen the Internet? It's like crawling with Asians...
Listen - Are you getting these references or...
Listen - Have you ever chanllgend a SK to a game of SC? It's like..
Listen - Wait, what world is this again?

Extras

Narrator

Actress: Holodeck
Episode: 1, 2, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 16

Listen - Episode 1's Closing

Jim & Marty

Actors: Jason Johns & Matt Goshert
Episode: 8

Weasly Guard

Actor: Tom Andre
Episode: 2

Whispered Vocals

Actress: Iradescence
Episode: 6

Listen - *Whispered Vocals by Mikasa's Mother*

Civilians/Guards/Titans (Misc)

KJ @Playlegit
Derrick White
Jason Johns
#24601
Hector Gutierrez
Matt Goshert
The Canadian
Memos
Tom Andre
Casey May
Greg Benson

Random Clips:

Listen - Sex with your mom made me want... Trial Crowd
Listen - By the Wall! By the Wall, indeed. Is it Jesus? Episode 1 Crowd
Listen - Peakaboo, bitch! Titan
Listen - I hope you pregnant hoe, you know I need... Titan
Listen - Go, Go, Gadget. Daddy issues! Annie’s Sensei
Listen - Cthulhu Orgy Episode 10
Listen - Cadet Battle plan for using Rifles Episode 8

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