Preview of Episode 16

LONG TIME, NO SLAP!!! That all changes, this Christmas! Whether you’ve been naughty or nice, you’re gonna get a damn good episode in your stocking! Maybe something extra special, if Santa’s elves get their act together. Our Editor in Chief has been slammed with work and school the past few months, but it’s winter break time which means more editing! Some fantastic stuff is …

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Store Now Available via

Shirts are finally back! WOO HOO! We’re planning more ASOT items be made available… someday. But for now, shirts are in! Check out our new Store page for more info.

Our FAILED Review of the Live-Action Attack on Titan Movie

Tom, Yamino, and Jason Johns went to the theaters this Wednesday to watch the premiere for the live-action movie…and everything failed. So we got drinks instead. But what we saw of the movie was terrible. You should still watch it anyway, it’s hilariously awkward and will provide laughs for hours. One day we might actually get a real review posted! …

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Episode 14 “The People vs. Eren Jaeger” is live!

Tom has been waiting for years to do this one. Enjoy, click here! SPECIAL NOTE: Episode 15 is gonna be a while…we weren’t able to secure recording until August 2nd, so I’m pushing to get it out by August 25th or sooner. Preferably much, much sooner. The good news is after Episode 15, all further episodes will be on a monthly release …

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Welcome to the new site! We’re still extremely new and developing the website, so it’s not much to look at YET…but soon, it will be a mighty Rancor of galactic destruction. We’re gonna have the full series up, and so much more. Check back weekly for awesome updates!