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Bio: From Sarge, “A quite, stupid bitch.”
- And now I kick men in the balls.
- Looking apathetic makes me sexy...
- I AM SEXY
Bio: From Sarge, “Armin. This child is the ultimate culmination of human-sin. He is the most terrifying creature I have ever met. Seriously, this kid is fucked; Something is horrible, horrible wrong with him. How someone could have loved something so twisted, so foul, so utterly fucked-up beyond repair is beyond me. On the plus-side, he is intelligent. But seriously, fuck that kid.”
- Why is Erin being useless?
- Had had one fucking job to do!
- Shut the fuck-up and let me do my shit!
- Just leave me your blade so I can commit ritual seppuku.
- One day, I'm going to grow up and tech myself how to make...
- I'll drag you down into my basement and chain you...
- That's kinda hot, Mikasa (force-feeding)
- I used to pray to Gandhi, the God of WAR!
- The only thing that is inevitable is DEATH!
- Mr. Whiskers Freak-Out
- It's like watching a herculean legend!
- Save my spawnlings!
- All I want is to live on a tropical island...
- WHY AM I A VIRGIN?!
- This looks like a sandbox!
- Fuck, logic!
- Is what they say true? Are you truly...
- I challenge you to a personal duel to the death...
Bio: From Sarge, “Connie. Angry, mean, pissed-off Chihuahua. Watching him maneuver around corners is like watching a foul, determined little rat through a maze. Seriously, just look at him; The mere sight of him is enough to piss me off.”
- I use different techniques: stretching, meditation...
- They're organic!
Bio: From Sarge, “Erin. A complete and total fuck-up unique in his own personal brand of failure. If his sister wasn’t around to egg him on he’d be useless. As it stands he is a hair above useless.”
- I'm still not clear on the concept of PoundTown
- I hate you, Hannes!
- Fuck, food! (scene)
- From the moment Armin showed me his Fascist Atlas, I knew...
- You make a lot of references!
- Wow, you really take this seriously! Don't you?
- All I ever wanted was to be the very best...
- My eyebrows are impressed.
- Don't call us a couple! We only...
- I must be off! I have some vague business in...
- You said sober, we don't do sober.
- We see death all day, the only way to handle...
- You gotta drink. All day, every day. That's how...
- Motherfucker, the fuck are feelings? You gotta be...
- Wait, you guys have snacks?!
- I just cannot wait to probe you!
- It's because humanitys' fucked.
- Holy shit, did you see that? I just..
- Rooftop Speech Scene
- I haven't seen someone that lustful since I kicked a Catholic Priest out....
Bio: From Sarge, “Jean is a swarmy douche-bag whose very voice exudes a cock-teasery of the highest offense, has an obsession with lubricating his gear probably born out of some situation involving sexual impotence in a nursing home. He also has delusions of running the government but couldn’t run a sweatshop if he had thirty filipinos and a metric fuckton of Adderall.”
- I didn't come her to make enemies, besides..
- That's no way to talk to rich people!
- What is this? A fucking anime?
- This is far to entertaining.
- Ordinarily, I'd deliberate longer. But...
- No snacks for Shitty-Glasses.
- Oh look, my name is baby-dick... Let's all forget about the Duke of...
- Buckle-up Buttercup! Cause...
- Do you have any idea what the deadliest creatures known to man are?...
- I'm Capt. Goddamn Levi, I murder Titans and scrub...
- Alright baby-dick, I'm going to go check your work.
- This was a great tea-party, I just insulted all of you...
Bio: From Sarge, “If Jean was bad, well then here’s Macro. The two go hand and hand like sobbing-kids and alcohol-abuse. This particular ass-clown has delusions of being God himself, fancies himself a leader and resolve conflict with cornbread paddy-cake bullshit that makes me pop a rage-boner simply out of spite. Sometimes I beat him, just to listen to him cry. Where’s your God now, you freckled fuck? Where’s your God now?”
- Boy-howdym Gee-wilkers guys...
Bio: From Sarge, “Mikasa. A tactical genius unlike any other our Empire has ever seen. In all my years I have dreamt of having a star pupil like her, someone who can lead, obey and destroy with unparalleled superiority. She is truly mankind’s hero, a savior even. But she’s a woman, bad form!
- No, it's OK. You just pissed yourself.
- You seriously don't know?!
- Your mom was like the Cleopatra of cock-wrangling...
- That woman redefined what it means to be a whore.
- Wait, wait one motherfucking second!
- OMG, that was the finest hoe this Empire ever seen!
- Back in my pimping days, before I found the Walls.
- She could suck a dick like it was scripture.
- Chingy Chang Chong in a chocolate factory.
- Hey- Hey- Erin- Erin- Erin, do your sister need any money?
- Long story short, you're probably screwed...
- Zackly, he's a weird one that Zackly.
- I'm drunk and therefore I know what I'm doing.
- Pixis trusts those who trust alcohol.
- I don't remember a thing, I was drunk the entire time.
Bio: From Sarge, “Reiner. A retarded mongoloid fuck-up of epic proportions. I’m 95% sure he’s actually a cross between a gorilla and pure, consecrated ignorance.“
- Hey Slut! I hope you've got a valid locomotive operator's license, cause...
- As someone who appreciates the Alpha lifestyle...
- Wooo! Fucking turbo, bro!
- Wow, would you look at that winner. No really, look...
- The situation does look quite dire.
- For Godsakes, stop reciting poetry!
- I've been a massive bitch!
- I will, fuck-start your soul!
- I'm gonna shove my boot so far...
Bio: From Sarge, “Sasha, a bumble-fucking potato-loving feral dipshit that cannot follow a single order. Talks to trees. And I have tried multiple times to kill her by leaving her miles away in the woods, the wolves keep dragging her broken and scared body back to camp, almost as if they don’t want her.”
- Fee-fi-fo-fum, Imma beat the ass numb!
- Where that dick at, Jean? I know you're around here somewhere!
- Wait til someone tickles ya ass with a feather, shit feels great!
- You wanna know what it's like...
- Fuck your class based society!
- Murder Activists for breakfast...
- More money than God!....
- Thank you so much for proving me right. This is...
- Surprise abduction!
- There's not a billion of anyone.
- What's the Internet?
- Prepubescent Rambo!
- Why go to the city? That's where..
- And if the Titans come, you can just take safety...
- But at least I wont have to raise you little shits anymore! Ha...
- I'm fucking done man, I'm fucking done. I had too..
- He probably thinks grammar is some type of cracker.
- Yeah! Assaulting children.
- Where your from, when you sell farm animals, is it...
- Do you name all your sheep or just the ones...
- These Fucking Walls!
- He's got Yellow-Fever!
- I love beating children and looking good...
- STDs were like Pokemon to her, she had to catch em all!
- Hey, brothers!
- You know what will take your mind off of...
- Alright, Turbo-Maniacs! Onto the..
- Unnecessary murder is fun!
- Dude, have you seen the Internet? It's like crawling with Asians...
- Are you getting these references or...
- Have you ever chanllgend a SK to a game of SC? It's like..
- Wait, what world is this again?